Bad Experience on a Tram? Get drunk to celebrate.

Have you had a bad tram-based experience? Perhaps your tram was late, or didn't provide an appropriate level of seating. Was your tram conductor rude, inappropriately dressed, or farting copiously? Did your tram support the wrong football team? Perhaps (topically) the tram wasn't really the problem, and rather it was an inadequately educated scumbag whose children are liable to become the most appalling human beings the human race has ever seen through no fault of their own apart from being born?

Whatever your tram-based experiences, celebrate multi-cultural Britain with cheap French plonk! To whit, here’s a great bottle of proper Champagne, worthy of a special occasion, for half the usual £30 price tag. A special occasion could include the birth of a child (although after up to nine months of not drinking you might find lots of gin on the rocks more appropriate), a new job, or just your day being ruined by some c**t on a tram who has subsequently gained national fame. For being a c**t.

Seriously though, I’ve no idea if it’s worth thirty quid, I’ve never spent that much on sparkling wine, but it’s definitely worth fifteen. Having had various boring proseccos and cavas recently I was beginning to think perhaps sparkling wine wasn’t special at all. Faith restored.

Offer ends 6th December at Sainsbury’s.

P.S. apologies to anyone reading this outside the tram-based media storm bubble which will undoubtedly become an irrelevance in all history. Except tram-based history, where everything was irrelevant to begin with.